T-U-A-Latin

What's up y'all this is DJ Dave comin at you live in '0-5 from rockin TUALATIN, OREGON. That's right folks, after a 5 year hiatus, DJ Dave is back on a three month tour de force of the 97062, his teenage stomping grounds.

Prepare yourself for such mind blowing, exciting events as: Reminiscing. Working with his father down in Salem. Driving the family car. Concealing his smoking habit. Throwing away things he wants to keep, but realizes he'll soon have no use for.
Be there as he battles the University for ownership of his degree.
Marvel at the awesome stealth he dislpays while concealing his piercings from his understanding, but grossed out family.
You'll laugh when he forgets the names of people he went to high school with but hasn't seen in almost 6 years, and the remember his.
You'll cry when he opens the fridge, only to find that his parents are STILL on Atkins, and have NOTHING to eat but salame and Miller Lite (Less Filling). Well, the beer part's not that bad.

But most of all, you'll never forget the action packed rollercoaster ride that is, Summer '05: Return of the Second Son.

Coming Soon:
Japan '05-'06: A New Hope.
College Loans: The University Strikes Back

And look for these familiar titles:
Spring '04: The Phantom Diploma
MOC '03-'05: Attack of the Morons
and Spring '03: Revenge of the Frat


Welcome home, me. And who the hell is DJ Dave? Lose the nickname, jackass.