Checking In

So I thought I would take this opportunity to check in with my goals for the summer, and see how I'm doing...Let's take a look:

1) Create some kind of sculpture. The parts used may consist only of things found at the side of the road. Each part must be signed and dated all those present at their discovery. The sculpture is commissioned in the back yard at the end of the summer.
Well, so far I have a golfball and a pillow. I need to step it up a notch.

2) Visit the Zoo.
I'll get there....anyone wanna go to the zoo with me?

3) Have at least 3 parties. 2 of which must be here at my house. This will require much persuasion of my father.
Mwahahaha. And there are more coming.

4) Have my picture taken with nearly everyone I hang out with. Exceptions being people I barely know, don't like, or people with whom I hang out under duress or unavoidable circumstance.
I really oughta get on this....shouldn't be tooooo terribly hard...

5) Hang out at the Witchita Pub on random weeknights, and see how many townies I can run into I went to high school with. See how many names I can remember, and see who remembers mine. Ran into Ryan Fisk tonight, he called me Zach. One down, many to go.
Haha nice running into you Josh, Ryan, Tim...

6) Get laid. Lord, it's been too long. And by a hot girl. None of this, lower my standards to get laid, then raise them again crap. Resist David, resist. It's not worth it.
Mwahaha...

7) Construct a small craft that uses canned air to propel itself down the sidewalk, and videotape it.
Lol...this is gonna be hillarious, I just know it

8) Come up with better goals.
Yea, nope. I got nothin.

3.5 out of 8 isn't tooooo bad. But I still need work. I think I got the most important ones out of the way....