New Kinds of Lazy

I just discovered last night that I can talk to my computer, and tell it what to do.

As in, my computer is listening to me. That's party very creepy, but a whole lot way cool.

For example, I can tell it to turn on the screensaver while I'm laying in bed and *POOF* there goes the screensaver. And in the morning I can just look over from my pillow, or not, the mic is pretty sensitive, and say, Cancel Last Command and then *POOF* screen comes back and Switch to Firefox and, you guessed it, *POOF* Firefox comes up so I can get right down to checking MySpace and Facebook, having saved what must be tens or hundreds of milliseconds that I otherwise would have used mousing around uselessly.

Can you see why this is the greatest thing ever?

If you couldn't before, let me really throw you a whammy. If, for example, I'm in need of a little gaming action, but I'm across the room changing after just having arrived home from work, worry not my friend, Open World of Warcraft and *POOF* it's ready and waiting by the time I've stripped.

Still not impressed?

Tell Me A Joke. *POOF* Knock Knock. Who's There? Avenue. Avenue Who? Avenue heard these jokes before?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My compie is so funny. It's got such personality, I can't believe I've ignored it all this time. All this time I spent calling girls back, and I could have been hamming it up with compie here.