I suppose you could say since this is my blog, you could look into it and see my cynic's reflection. But I think as long as we're talking mirrors here you should take a good look at yourself. And contemplate just how much you wish it were my reflection looking back, cause it's a mirror, so it'd be yours. And I'm hot.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Gross, skip this if you need

I had this weird ass dream last night that I had some kind of lump on my right forearm and I thought is was a pustule or something, and then I think it was a bot fly larva, anyway, I drilled a piece of gold metal into it, then put a plate over it or something, I think I was trying to pierce the skin to get it out. Then it got all crazy infected and I had to take the plates out but the screw was lodged in something, and I had to find a screwdriver to take it out, and then I had to take layer upon layer of bloody metal off and out of my arm, to reveal this cratered wound, and it was really gross and I knew it should have been painful but it wasn't, and the gore didn't bother me at all even though I winced in my dream.

Sorry to gross y'all out with that, I just didn't wanna forget it. Which of course, I did, until like two seconds ago when I found this little tiny zit or ingrown hair on my left arm, and the sensation of my dream came back to me and I realized there was nothing massively wrong with me. KK anyway, my Japanese test is tomorrow, I'm gonna try to study hard today.

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